An RCMP officer stops at a ranch in Iron Mountain, BC
and talks to the rancher. He tells the rancher that he needs to inspect the
ranch for illegally grown drugs. The rancher says, "OK, just don't go
in that field over there". The RCMP officer verbally explodes.
"Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me".
He reaches into his pocket and produces his badge. "See this badge?
This badge means I can go where I want, on any land. No questions asked
or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?"
The old rancher nods politely and goes about his chores.
Later, the old rancher hears screams and spies the officer running for his life,
and close behind is the rancher's bull. With every step the bull is gaining
on the officer. The old rancher throws down his tools and runs to the
fence and yells at the top of his lungs.
"YOUR BADGE! Show him your ****ing badge!"







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